Day Ten

I struggled with posting this one, but decided a little humor is okay.

TMI? Sea Shanty day at NaPoWriMo. It’s 2:30 in the morning, so this is it. Sorry. Not sorry.

Dog Poop, A Land Shanty

What do you do with a dog who won’t poop?
What do you do with a dog who won’t poop?
What do you do with a dog who won’t poop?
Early in the morning.

Dad’s up first, so he rises.
Dad’s up first, so he rises.
Dad’s up first, so he rises.
Early in the morning.

What do you do with a dog who won’t poop?…

Mom’s turn next, so she rises…

She eats everything in the yard…

Call the vet to find relief…

Pumpkin purée that’s the answer… 

Back to bed we’re very grumpy…

That’s what you do with a dog who won’t poop.
That’s what you do with a dog who won’t poop.
That’s what you do with a dog who won’t poop.
That’s what you do with a dog who won’t poop.
Early in the morning.